of pirates and wood

I have a seafaring adventure for ya:
Squall needed a saw. so he decided to search for the maintenance man. but of course he had never crossed his path, so fair Quincy was inlisted as his guide. off they sailed, passing Zaira in her spanish academy, to the maintenance cave. but upon knocking, it was determined that the man was off adventuring. so back they sailed, past the spanish academy, and through the crazy young sailing amatures who had stirred up the sea, back to their home land. but the captain said that the man's adventuring was over, and his ship had just docked. so back the plucky young pair sailed. they waited until the man was done tending to his barnacled ship, and then Squall elaborated on the team's deperate need of a saw. the man nodded and told them to get the wood. so back again they sailed, passing Queen Cheyenne this time. they enlisted some young pirates to help with the booty, and again set sail for the maintenance man's cave. they cut the wood, even the piece Sir Ninja had doodled upon. and as they returned, young Squall bragged to fair Quincy and they fell in love and married. the end
LoL! okay we didn't get married. but we did run around the school
oh Ninja wasn't there
and I chatted with Nathaniel
so that was fun